Zack Snyder’s Justice League .

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#ZackSnydersJusticeLeague

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Good, clean maximal-epic superhero fun! A movie so, uh, *max*imal the epilogue is an *epic* half-hour…so epic-logue, then 😂?

G*d bless Snyder giving it his customary turn-it-up-to-eleven maximal effort for... no pay…wha😳?! Millions of agents suddenly cried out in terror!

Last we left it, #JusticeLeague was destroying #DC, and now in the brave new digital streaming future (ya know, of the make-your-own kind🤣) it's risen from the proverbial ashes and created a home from such cinematic ash as corporate overlord dreams are made of…or sumthin'🤷‍♀️

Speaking of Corporate, I guess #Marvel's not the only one good at creating an infinite CU, and like Feige, Snyder had the, ahem, cojones to have the kids take over for the A-listers and let the backbenchers shine. And yo, time travel!, so Flashpoint Paradox... see DC's getting the hang of this whole seeding-future-CU-installations thing😼!

Speaking of backbenchers, Quicksilver, er I mean, #Flash, I mean Flash😇 effects were super-awesome, but, uh, stroking the girl's hair, a bit, uh, icky, no😬?

But, dude, duuuuuuuuuuude, I don't know how he did it, but Snyder completely, ahem, salvaged #Cyborg! The dude steals the entire, epic show! Man, I can't wait for *his* standalone movie…there's no way the AT&T/WB/DC corporate machine can screw that up huh? Huh? Huh?

One minor quibble, dude, everyone loves a #Batfleck comeback, sure, but, umm, what exactly does #Batman do again?!!! Anything🤔?!!!!!

But, ya know, seriously, massive kudos to everyone involved, they'll be talking about this comeback in Geek MFA / Business MBA classes for *years* to come!

Like I said, G*d bless Snyder!

PS. Song to the Siren…*that*'s a TBT story for another day👏!

PPS. 4:3! Did Zack get his aspect ratios and running times mixed up😂!

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#ZackSnyder (My Batchmate!)#ChrisTerrio #SnyderCut
#RayFisher #GalGadot #JasonMomoa #BenAffleck #HenryCavill #AmyAdams #DianeLane #JeremyIrons #JoeMorton #CiaranHinds #ConnieNielsen #JoeManganiello #JKSimmons #KierseyClemons #OrionLee(!) #WillemDafoe(awesomely earnest!)
#WonderWoman #Aquaman #Batman #Superman
#JesseEisenberg #JaredLeto (Spoiler Alert🤷‍♀️?!)

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